The biggest question about Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter splitting up is who will get custody of Johnny Depp?
When I hear people say 'Fantasy Football' I like to imagine unicorns playing soccer. Sometimes even when they don't say Fantasy Football.
The bullies of this world would have you believe sensitivity is a weakness, not a strength.
A group of guys tried to mug me so I started shouting star wars spoilers at them until they ran away with their hands over their ears.