So what have #Madonna and #Arsenal got in common? Both of 'em ended up on their arse in London tonight.
What a player Glenn Whelan has been for Stoke. Pound for pound, quite probably the club's best ever signing. Thanks for everything Glenn.
Don't despair Norwich, a 1-0 win over Arsenal and a 17-0 win for Stoke against WBA keeps you up. It's a tall order, but we'll give it a go.