It's like every day you have to get up, put your heart back together, and get going again. What a time.
Ah, April Fool's Day. The day we set aside every year to learn how few people are qualified to work at The Onion.
Protests bother people. That's a feature, not a bug.
Look, I'm working on it. twitter.com/annfriedman/st…
Jeremy Renner gave the truest version of what I have sometimes called the "onomatopology." It's not an apology, but it makes apology noises.