Ah, April Fool's Day. The day we set aside every year to learn how few people are qualified to work at The Onion.
Jeremy Renner gave the truest version of what I have sometimes called the "onomatopology." It's not an apology, but it makes apology noises.
If Joss Whedon deleting his account is your big moment of being like "Twitter has problems," I respectfully submit you're running late.
I really envy everyone who believes that some llamas and an optical illusion are the internet at its worst. I want your life.
Some of y'all who long ago accepted real content from Playboy are having a surprisingly hard go of it with Teen Vogue.