Greg Oden will be in the Finals and Kevin Durant won't. WHO'S A BUST NOW?!
Sources: several teams have Thon Maker off their draft boards completely due to fears that he does not, in fact, make thons
Bleeding from your ear is the brain's natural concussion deterrent so that's how you know everything is fine
The most insulting part of this is calling Austin Rivers a member of the Clippers' equipment staff