stop grilling lettuce you monsters
The @phoenixnewtimes made it real easy to learn more of the monster that President Turd just pardoned twitter.com/phoenixnewtime…
You never have to go to a Halloween Party. Text your friend the next day and say "I can't believe you didn't know that was me!"
I wish the new #TaylorSwift single was only on Tidal so no one would ever hear it
We're all worm food.
Deep down, we're all nasty women.