charlottesville: [silence for 3 days] both sides were violent
barcelona: [5 min. later] DIP THE BULLETS IN PIG'S BLOOD
UNITED: you may be asked to vacate or be taken off the plane by force
UNITED: but for $49.99 you can upgrade to trial by combat
Stages of Summer League Lonzo
Game 1: bust
Game 2: might buy a lonzo jersey
Game 3: might get a Lonzo tattoo
SOMEONE ASK KYRIE TO EXPLAIN THE ECLIPSE
wade: ill sign w the bucks
wade (goes to door): ill do it!
riley: ok. better buy a coat.
wade (standing halfway out: im going!