"By 2016, I want the only Americans in Afghanistan to be Anthony Bourdain and his producers."
Becoming a parent was all worth it when my son opened the door this morning, saw it was raining, and declared "Oh, ball sack!"
"Rosie O'Donnell deserves it."--Thomas Jefferson.
"When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice." This is the craziest speech I have ever heard.
Just remember that the Earth is nearly five billion years old but you got to live at the same time as Antonin Scalia.