"you did a bad thing" "we did no such thing" "we have proof" "ok we did it but it wasn't bad" "yes it was" "ok but we're still in charge"
TRUMP: "millions voted illegally for clinton" ME: "how do you know?" TRUMP: "i know exactly what illegal votes look like never mind"
fun news: i am scheduled to perform standup comedy on Conan this tuesday. thanks to everyone for everything! Link
*at the pet store* "birds are popular, huh?" "why do you say that?" "they're flying off the shelves" "get out"
if trump is right that bill clinton has said worse than trump has, then i agree with him that we shouldn't elect bill. let's go with hillary