Yesterday in the club, asked a man to dance... He said he just came to dance with his guys.
Fell asleep watching inception, woke up and found out I was late to work. Then woke up and found out I was dreaming.
A soulmate is a person that loves indomie the way you cook it.
Mothers will use any to ask you why you are not married. Once on a train, my mother looked up and said "see, even the toilet is engaged"