Yesterday in the club, asked a man to dance... He said he just came to dance with his guys.
Fell asleep watching inception, woke up and found out I was late to work. Then woke up and found out I was dreaming.
A soulmate is a person that loves indomie the way you cook it.
People will tell you your mother smokes weed and if you say she doesn't, they will ask you why you are being defensive.