DC: "I didn't profit from my dad's off-shore investments."
DC: "Oh, sorry, you mean THAT dad. Yeah, I did."
So the #AppleWatch will start at $349, but think of the money you'll save on dates and condoms in the long run. #AppleLive
But Scotland, before you make your mind up, here's our Graham with a quick reminder...
Why are the people on #TheUndateables more dateable than the people on #TakeMeOut?