If George has a share worth £5.00 and George sells that share for £3.50, explain why George is Chancellor of The Exchequer. Show working.
Hahahaaaa! Ariana Grande singing Oasis at a CRICKET GROUND. ISIS, you're pushing things the opposite way to what you want, you silly cunts.
I think it would help immensely if instead of 'terrorists', the media started using the phrase 'these silly cunts'.
Tip to Labour Corbyn team: Today might be a good day to try out the whole being the Opposition gig. If you've no meetings on Cuba to go to.