trump: i do sex crimes beyoncé: i reward consensual, enjoyable sex with cheddar biscuits trump supporters: CHECKMAT… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
*wakes up and looks at phone* ah let's see what fresh horrors await me on the fresh horrors device
"we're gonna give STEM jobs back to americans!" and increase STEM education? "no" uh "science is of the devil" um "noah's ark had dinosaurs"
If being suspected of theft makes one subject to summary execution by cops, there should be bodies littering Wall Street every day.