Dear Lord, my prayer for 2014 is for a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did in 2013.
"Being plugged into a good church is better than listening to a podcast from a great church. Involvement trumps eavesdropping."
"Religion is a man sitting in church thinking about fishing. Christianity is a man sitting at a lake, fishing, and thinking about God."
If you want people to worship don't preach about worship, preach about Jesus. Worship will follow.