Worst mass shooting in US history. Also the seventh since Monday.
"Unix will give you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you didn't think rope would do that, you should have read the man page."
Shave a yak and the yak will be shaven for a day. Teach the yak to shave itself, and o god why did I think this would work o god o god
We should start referring to anti-vax people as "Pro-Tetanus" or maybe "Polio Enthusiasts."
New policy: job is assigned to the first person who says it should be easy.