The only thing worse than no internet is slow internet.
'Tis the season for unsubscribing.
Inches away from the mirror, I ponder the future of my eyebrows; until I realize my ADD medication has worn off and bedtime was an hour ago.
No conflict, no interest.
Every day is an act of faith when you have curly hair.
Hiking with boyfriend: "There's a river, but no bridge. I think we can ford it." Me: "Forget it. I died of dysentery; see you back at home."
Shopping in a good outfit is like going to the grocery store when you're hungry: expensive consequences.