Keep an active presence on social media to show potential employers/employees that you waste all your time.
All I'm learning from reading Yelp reviews is that everyone is a tiny little tyrant who thinks they're the smartest person in the world.
#Toronto I'm hiring for a very part-time social media gig. Looking for somebody smart & witty. Tweet back at me if you're interested.
90% of women in Toronto are just a giant pair of sunglasses, an iced drink, and a handbag.
OMG I ACCIDENTALLY HIT UBER POOL AND I'VE BEEN MATCHED AND OMG I'M SO UNCOMFORTABLE DO I TALK TO THEM WHAT DO I DOOOO OMGAAAD