*watches two conspiracy documentaries back to back late at night* vine.co/v/hwZDmxOMTb5
i'm bi-shreksual (i like shrek 1 and shrek 2)
…but do aliens believe in me?
tutant meenage neetle teetles
me after 3 shirley temples
just found out the world doesn't revolve around me. Shocked & upset. not liking this 1 bit
CRUSH: i’m very guarded and don’t let people in easily
ME [A SUAVE AND SOPHICATED GENTLEMAN]: vine.co/v/eqgpQ0U5Uph