Can you imagine if a tape came out of Hillary talking about wanting to fuck a married man and how much she likes grabbing dicks?
There's a girl or a woman out there watching tonight who will be the president. We may have to wait another generation, but she's out there.
If anything, the fact that she was campaigning with pneumonia proves that she's tough as balls.
I mean, before we move on to other things, Russia interfered with an American election, and it worked.
Russia, while you're at it, find Donald Trump's tax returns