Ladies, did you know you can get a breast exam and pap smear done at @CANSA? For the princely donation of R50. Do it. #fuckcancer
Life is not short, it's the longest thing you'll ever do. But Goddamn it is fragile and oh so precious. Squeeze every ounce while you can.
Guys and gals, I need to ask for your help, please! facebook.com/liz.laughalot/… Please retweet?
Sorry parents, your God isn't going to keep your child safe this year. You are. It starts with NOT posting back to school pics #thereisaidit