"Messi, man. Defenders try to follow him on Facebook, and he comes out on Twitter. That's how evasive he is."
3-4, full time. "In the United States of America, we name hurricanes by name. If they ever name one Lionel Messi, you'd better evacuate."
0-3, Iniesta. "There's no space or time for him: initially, Einstein would have been confused, but not Iniesta."
0-2, Suárez. "This is top class, top drawer, blue ribbon flamethrower!" Messi "sets the table, and Suárez says: 'We dine tonight!'"
On Suárez's missed chance: "All of a sudden, his feet turn into squid ... a Donald Trump haircut of a finish."