People who underline things in library books: HOW ARE YOU LIKE THIS? WHAT WENT WRONG IN YOUR FORMATIVE YEARS?
I know it saves two letters on here and all, but every time someone uses 'z' instead of 'the', a part of my soul sets itself on fire.
Can someone please inform me when the world decides to stop being batshit crazy about women? I need to check out mentally before I lose it.
Asked my niece if her stuffed toy was a boy or girl; she looked at me in exasperation and said "it's a dog!" Consider me schooled on gender.