I really can't stay Baby, it's cold outside I've got to go 'way OK, grab your coat and please text me when you get home #FeministXmasSongs
WAIT YOU GUYS WHAT IF #GOPDEBATE IS A CONSPIRACY TO GET ALL THE LIBERALS TO DRINK OURSELVES TO DEATH
In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that she is Parson Brown Women can also hold titles in modern religions #FeministXmasSongs
You know what's not an execution-worthy offense? Getting pulled over. Fuck off, NBC. twitter.com/Tom_Winter/sta…
@jonrosenberg That's cool. Let's have the largest nuclear arsenal in the world controlled by someone who can be pissed off by a food writer.