"We need an estimate"
"Here is your estimate."
"That estimate is too high."
"Why don't you tell me what estimate you want me to give you."
I'm DYING over here.
"Microsoft Paid The NFL $400 Million To Use Its Tablets, But Announcers Are Calling Them iPads"
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I'm not a rockstar developer. I'm more of a smooth jazz or easy listening developer.