I'd just like to congratulate anyone out there who got a C in their Maths GCSE on their third try. You are my people. #gcseresultsday2016
You just know that Chris Martin cries after sex. You just know. #BRITs2016
So, um, what happens next? Do England and Scotland have make up sex now, or just agree to live under the same roof for the sake of the kids?
I am writing. Here is a work in progress. I'm fairly certain it will sound radically different by the time I've finished with it, but its working title is 'Bring Him Fire'. X