#youcantdateme if you get offended easily you stupid, ugly, piano toothed, gypo slag.
Big Andy Carroll used to use Bebo. Big Andy Carroll also forgot to deactivate the aforementioned Bebo. Here it is. bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Me…
@nuts_official "Hello Mr Fritzel, we've get a quote sorted for that cellar extension you wanted." #outofdatetweets
Oi One Direction, hope you're watching Ray Davies, might learn how to pen a tune you talentless cuntmuscles. Jog on. #ClosingCeremony
Russell Brand proving he's as good at miming as he is comedy, dressing, modesty and marriage. #closingceremony