woman in airport to her poodle-in-a-cage: "steven...we've discussed this"
my son and I just met a kid named Dorito in Walmart...her mother was trying to buy bullets #GodBlessAmerica #Please
sometimes people who weren't famous die, too...and sometimes they were great
small british child on flight to newark: "miss? when you die? do you automatically move to a haunted house?"