Just bring back Google Reader, you jackasses.
Register to vote. Vote.
If you're yelling about America and not registered to vote, you are hot, thin air. vote.usa.gov
A @duckduckgo search for "Who is in space right now" is a nice thing. duckduckgo.com/?q=who+is+in+s… (h/t @bsstoner)
A man wearing a Mentos suit is dropped in a dunk tank of Diet Coke. Thank you, @zackseward vine.co/v/MI2aE2qWXqv
Sad hint at why Flappy Bird creator might have wanted to step back: twitter.com/EliLanger/time… (via @C418, @TommyCreenan, NSFW, disturbing)
You can try to hide your age from Google, Spotify, or Pandora, but all those thumbs-ups on Portishead songs are basically tracking cookies.