Just think, in the 80's you dreamed of being as famous as Emilio Estevez or Ally Sheedy. Now, you are.
The world's greatest injustice is that a dog's life is so much shorter than ours.
We didn't have GPS when we were young. Sometimes we got lost and found better places than we'd planned.
"Excitement" used to mean parties, clubs, and concerts. Now, all it takes is free two day shipping.
Don't throw away your holiday leftovers. Put them in the freezer, and then throw them away in 3 months.