Sarah Palin, protesting isn't "punk-ass little thuggery stuff." But ya know what is? Your son drunkenly punching his girlfriend in the face.
List of commercials I just saw in a row: 1. Don't do drugs 2. You need this drug 3. Don't drink and drive 4. Beer is awesome 5. Buy this car
The same people who cheered as peaceful protestors were violently removed from rallies are suddenly worried about free speech. #TrumpRally
Overheard from a first date: Her: "My favorite song? 'Wish You Were Here.'" Him: "Yeah? I love Pink Floyd." Her: "Huh? No, Avril Lavigne."
I like how a country that once colonized half of the world is complaining about immigration. #BrexitVote