Breaking: Hating on pumpkin stuff doesn't make you cool. THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE. Let people find harmless joy where they can.
Rudy Giuliani just said on MSNBC that the moderators gave Clinton far more time than Trump. Fact: She spoke for less time than he did.
There is a child at this breakfast buffet carefully preparing herself a plate of whipped cream. She is living her best life.
Reminder: Saying interesting, worthwhile female characters SHOULDN'T have love interests is just as unfeminist as saying they MUST.