when in doubt, start with a minimal, fresh debian network install...
macrumors.com/2016/05/31/sam… OK, that's just crazy. And awesome.
I want to change my caller ID string to: ';DROP TABLE calls;
my day: Knock knock. Race condition. Who's there?
Every once in a while, InnoDB page checksums save your ass. I wish more data stores did this... hardware can't be trusted.