There’s no i in team. Unsurprisingly there are two in schizophrenic.
Want a positive today? Mancs literally being turned away from blood donor centres as they’re overwhelmed. That’s humanity right there. #mcr
I’ve named my new child Handel. A name like that will open doors in the future.
Take your dogs for massive walks today. Keep them awake this afternoon. Give them a big tea. Turn the telly up a bit louder. #GuyFawkes
Whatever you do don’t suggest The Hokey Cokey if you are at a party with Jonathan Pearce. It’ll blow his mind.