The actress playing Theresa May is too human to be convincing #TheresaVsBoris
Next week: the Mail goes undercover to ring up the Samaritans despite not being suicidal. And the evil charity DON'T EVEN CHECK.
God, this time a week ago the polling stations still hadn't closed. This week has lasted 4 years.
I do love the fact that they emailed TalkTalk the ransom. Even hackers would have given up trying to ring it through after an hour on hold.