My next talk is titled “You don't have the scale problems that Google, Netflix, Twitter, and Facebook have. Stop trying to imitate them.”
Let me get this straight. Dell has a 27” 5K monitor that is $2500. Apple has a 27” 5K *iMac* that is $2500. Wow.
OH “Building *valid* SSL certificate chains is a festival of tragedy and cargo culted commands off 12 blog posts from 1998-2004”
Teach your minecraft-playing children how to install their own mods so they can hate version dependency conflicts too.