Some people think I'm a bad listener. Two of them are talking to me now.
Checking your email in public restrooms will someday be known as going #3
I saw a blind woman in the drug store with two seeing eye dogs. I said none of my business by why two dogs? she said one is for reading
When I was a kid I could not cheat on tests.My conscience wouldn't permit it. I'd copy my neighbors answers but I"d put them in quotes.