When is International MEN'S Day? Where are the left-handed scissors for RIGHT-handers? Why isn't there a cemetery for ALIVE people?
When I was young, we had no Twitter for our thoughts. We'd store our excess thoughts in barrels out back, secretly dump them in the river.
"I'm glad the NBA got that all sorted out. Glad we don't have anything like that. Hey, who's playing QB for the Washington Re--" - the NFL