Imagine if retweeting happend in real life. You'd tell me something funny and I'd turn around and shout it verbatim at strangers.
The internet could be so much fucking cooler and yet here we are, totally fine with Facebook and Buzzfeed.
Oh my god. Whenever Beyonce looks in a mirror, there are TWO BEYONCES.
Being in a relationship is sort of like going to the doctor, except I don't have to pay any money to find out exactly what's wrong with me.
Can't wait for ABC's new Christian sitcom, The Big Bang "Theory".