A new essential for web testing: theonion.github.io/comcastifyjs/
Finally realized the purpose behind Apple Watch: startups will give them to their long-time, 30 month employees.
I think I'm going to start responding to all complaints about Austin's problems with "you mean like in a city?"
Made cranberry sauce. Realized it's merely a culturally acceptable way of putting an enormous amount of jam on a dinner plate.
Twitter's new business plan: make incredibly minor changes to the UI so people start tweeting about it.