Feminists ask for equal rights, some men retaliate with death threats, many agree that the feminists are coming on a little strong.
Next year's statistic: "Over 2.7 billion penis doodles were sent on WATCH last year. 2.7 billion. [applause]"
Black Friday is now also Black Thursday, Cyber Monday starts on Saturday, we’re already eating Christmas cookies, and we’re all going to die