I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting u with my money, you should be trusting me with your pens
Dear @honorsociety! Congrats on Fashionably Late turning 1. I had to get you a gentlemanly cake!
Can we just give the American Idol title to Chris Medina right now! Wow fought back the tears on that one!
It's amazing how every year 9/11 rolls around I can play back exactly where I was, and what happened. It's like a mental horror movie.