An overheating laptop makes a fine heating pad. #lifehack #cramps
"Sorry, we don't have avocado here." Words I never want to hear when dining in Los Angeles again.
Went to pick up @Sophia_Amoruso's #GIRLBOSS and Alex (my cashier) said he's rung up more copies of it than anything else—and rightfully so!
@0fficerNesh @StylisticallyAG @Krissy90220 Aww thanks so much! I haven't updated it in so so long but I'm bringing it back verrry soon!
Seriously @louniverse has a gift. Her #Taurus tarotscope confirmed things I knew and gave me plenty to learn in 2014. louiseandrolia.com/shop
I'm just here for the cheddar biscuits. #Formation
It must be tough to know who your real friends are when you're the bearer of Oscar screeners.