Tim Kaine is the dad who wouldn't be mad at you, he'd just be real disappointed, which is way worse. #DemsInPhilly
You guys, I'm a speech language pathologist and I don't know what to tell you about Laura there. It's not a normal anomaly. #jeopardy
Ugh. I tried to dye my eggs for Easter but this ovulation kit had confusing directions and I've made a big mess here and maybe call 911?
So I guess now Jay Z finally has 100 problems! Lololol Oh, we do love a good joke here on the twitter dot com.