"I'd tap that" is locker room banter. "I grab em by the p***y and they can't do anything cuz I'm famous" is a psychopath's confession.
Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Yes, the same FBI that is about to let Hillary skate is the same one that prosecuted hundreds of teenagers for downloading music.
Man, this 25-year effort to humanize Hillary is the most expensive public works project since the Hoover Dam.