First there was Divergent. Now there is Insurgent. I can't wait for the third: Detergent.
Hey all soccer fans who are congratulating me about #AshleyWilliams move to Everton: watch #TheJimGaffiganShow! Also I'm terrible at soccer
Don't cry over spilled milk. Unless it's pumped breast milk that's now all over the refrigerator shelf. Then you can cry.
You're a good man, Pontius Pilate. #badholidayspecialideas
Last time I was confused w someone else it was @AshleyCW who's mouth was sewn to a guys butt. This is better. walesonline.co.uk/sport/football…