The #IgNobel prize for PSYCHOLOGY goes to a team who showed that people who stay up late are more likely to be psychopaths.
The Ig Nobel Prize for CHEMISTRY is awarded to: VOLKSWAGEN, for solving the problem of excessive automobile pollution emissions .
The first #IgNobel prize is for PHYSICS! For measuring the friction between a shoe, a banana skin, and a floor.
The #IgNobel prize for BIOLOGY goes to a Czech, German & Zambian team for finding that dogs defecate according to the earth's magnetic field