The #IgNobel prize for PSYCHOLOGY goes to a team who showed that people who stay up late are more likely to be psychopaths.
The Ig Nobel Prize for CHEMISTRY is awarded to: VOLKSWAGEN, for solving the problem of excessive automobile pollution emissions .
The #IgNobel prize for ECONOMICS goes to the Italian government for including prostitution and drug sales in their economic figures.
The first #IgNobel prize is for PHYSICS! For measuring the friction between a shoe, a banana skin, and a floor.