I look back on my blackberry like my high school gf: doesn't make sense for us to be together now but I've never loved that purely since
Sean Penn is mightier than Sean Sword That's it everybody, that's my last joke, I'm retiring now. It's been quite a run
My Uber rating should be higher. Sorry it's so painful driving around a polite funny celebrity who's always on time and quiet you assholes
We hear a lot of "nigga please" but not enough "nigga thank you"