This isn't just comedy. Every registered voter should watch this brilliantness! #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain twitter.com/iamjohnoliver/…
Yikes @IBM! I’m a girl & actually know OS Assembler language & have “hacked” your MVS operating systems. Try again please! #HackAHairDryer
Just now thought to check Facebook. A few earthquake posts, mixed in with ice bucket videos. Twitter’s the place to be!
The Christmas tree is a lot like the dog. Kids promise they will water and take care of it…but that lasts about a day.
Me to kids: Wash your hands really well…we don’t want that bad flu. But don’t run the water too long…we’re having a bad drought.