Twitter will soon consist solely of people who learned about a topic 5 minutes ago correcting people who learned about a topic 2 minutes ago
The President just autographed a hurricane shelter. twitter.com/toluseo/status…
My gut is that most conspiracy theorists have never been project managers. Their optimism is adorable.
Typing complaints about receiving a free album on a $600 phone. You, my friend, are the REAL hero.
Being a bellicose alpha male on Twitter is like being the toughest kid at a Hot Topic. Mostly people wonder why you're always at the mall.