A: Hey you wanna Skype?
B: Not a fan. Google Chat?
A: Sure, or we can use JoinMe?
B: Have you installed Lync yet?
f**k it, calling you now.
Woman involved in #SanBernadinoShooting held a K1 Visa. Certainly we should expect to see #GOP support for temp freeze of K1 Visa process?
#TheDress has me convinced this entire f***king nation is retarded.
WWW III started by leader's response to provocation from two Hollywood stoners. I bet Nostradamus didn't see that one coming. #TheInterview