#asktrump do you hate all immigrants, or just the ones that aren't hot?
#Blackhawks best player under investigation for sexual assault, bring back the Ice Crew's miniskirts. #GoodJobGoodEffort
The #Cubs just got their Marian Hossa.
Guys outside Wrigley selling "Kane made me do it" shirts. They can jump the line for Hell.
That sound you hear is Brandon Saad strangling his agent.